It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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