At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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