Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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