The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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