What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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