So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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