I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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