Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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