Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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