ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
our cab driver is having phone sex.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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