So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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