its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Randomize
