But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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