Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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