I bet he comes in French.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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