I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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