That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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