she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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