New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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