i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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