Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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