Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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