Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
It's rum buckets o'clock
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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