omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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