wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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