I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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