he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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