Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.