no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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