Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?