Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"