Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me