Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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