I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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