oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize