Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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