It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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