Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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