Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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