too bad you live with your parents still
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
