I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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