i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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