Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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