I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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