it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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