i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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