If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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