i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize