stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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