this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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