Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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