Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I had to cum in my sink.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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