Non-Jews are for practice
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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