Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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