I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize