your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
