Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I love you.
Bad choice
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