If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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