I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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