Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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