so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Randomize
